I once had a guy in a bar tell me that I “owed” his friend a dance, “because I’m a babe”.
(submitted by knottedeyes)
This is my life in every bar ever.
people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse.
this is what i’m wearing to the gates of hell. I could command armies in this dress.
You know where to find me.
A super hot piece of delicious man I’m sorta into tried to get smart with me today and I shut that shit down real fast and it felt good ‘cause -
Damnnnn, I still got it.