My body is so mad at me right now.
I’m getting too old for this shit.
I love when I binge drink and magically lose four pounds.
i feel safe knowin members like this are workin in the FBI
Moving out of the apartment
This is, without a doubt, the saddest photo I have ever seen in my ENTIRE LIFE.
Scooby Doo is the most useless member of the scooby doo team why is the show named after him, the show should be called Velma
don’t FUCK with Scooby.
his clumsy ass is always catching fucking bad guys on accident.
When I realized I loved you
it was not romantic
Not flush with pink roses & wine
but rather normal
Rather standing in line at CVS
clutching a four pack of peanut butter cups
& cold medicine
It was a quiet realization
Like checking the weather I was currently standing in
"Huh. It’s a bit warmer
than I would have guessed.”